What?

I fell off my bed this morning. Laugh all you want, but I almost broke my toe while trying to get up half-asleep.

I think it was a little before 7:30am this morning, and I was looking for a comfortable place to lay. So I decided to twist my body three times over and within a second, I realized that I was on a single bed, then before I knew it, I was on the floor. My toe was up on my bed side table really awkwardly, and it hurt so bad.

Went back on the bed like nothing happened, then I went back to sleep. Yeah, story of my life.